Coming from Mason’s bedroom, I hear:
Mason: Ok, watch this. This is going to be a little scary, but cool.
(Then the entire house shakes as, what I suspect is my daughter, lands with a boom on the floor.)
Me: Um, everything ok down there?
Me: It sounds like you just did something that could hurt you.
Mason: But I didn’t hurt me. (in the whiny voice we all know too well)
Me: Ok, but please be careful.
Mason: Fine. (pause) Ok, do you want to see that again?